42 Best Nerd Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

If you're a nerd, or if you just love a good joke, then you'll appreciate these 42 nerd jokes. From puns to riddles to one-liners, there's a joke here for everyone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughs!

42 Best Nerd Jokes

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Puns

1. I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm definitely feeling binary today.
2. What do you call a computer that's always singing?



A Dell-o!

3. What do you call a fish with no eyes?



Fsh!

4. What do you call a deer with no eyes?



No eye deer!

5. What do you call a tree with no leaves?



A stick!

Riddles

1. I have keys, but no locks. I have a space, but no room. You can enter, but can't go outside. What am I?



A keyboard

2. I am always hungry, but never eat. I am always thirsty, but never drink. What am I?



Fire

3. I am always changing, but always stay the same. I am always moving, but always in the same place. What am I?



A clock

4. I am the beginning of everything, and the end of everything. I am the one thing that everyone has, but no one can keep. What am I?



Time

5. I am everywhere and nowhere. I am everything and nothing. I am the one thing that you can't escape. What am I?



Space

One-Liners

1. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor?



It had a byte in its neck!

2. What do you call a computer that's always out of breath?



A laptop!

3. What do you call a programmer who's always late?



A procrastinator!

4. Why did the binary code go to the doctor?



It had a virus!

5. What do you call a computer that's always freezing?



A

42 Best Nerd Jokes

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3785 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	17 pages

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